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Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:44 pm
by Baconboy
This topic started on BZU and it was one of the most popular topic in Overdrive Terminal.
I decided to make the same topic in BZForums!
Here you can relax, relate, and say jokes about Chuck Norris.
Post them here:
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:16 pm
by Clavin12
You know some people have begun replacing Chuck Norris with Jack Bauer.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:15 pm
by Iron Maiden
Or Cliff Burton....
Cliff Burton can kill you by tickling you.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:14 pm
by Axeminister
It's his birthday today. If he was birthed at all, I think he may have been carved from stone.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:58 pm
by VSMIT
Axeminister wrote:It's his birthday today. If he was birthed at all, I think he may have been carved from stone.
Not from stone. From pure awesome.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:48 am
by Iron Maiden
No, thin air. You can't hurt air.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:29 am
by blue banana
are you seriously starting this thread again... chuck norris got old on the last forums, and it really wasnt that popular compared to most of the overdrive posts (around 180?)
jack bauer is not near as funny as cliff
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:18 am
by Lionsword7
Chuck Norris was here.
You just missed him, because he was never here.
You lose.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:50 pm
by Iron Maiden
You know white noise?
That's Cliff Burton playing his bass at 1million rpm.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:54 pm
by Feenix
Iron Maiden wrote:You know white noise?
That's Cliff Burton playing his bass at 1million rpm.
Strangely, Charlie Sheen comes to mind when you mention 1 million rpm.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:17 pm
by Baconboy
Cliff Burton may be awesome, but Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:16 pm
by Iron Maiden
Chuck Norris may be Chuck Norris, But Cliff Burton is chuck Norris' dad.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:57 pm
by Baconboy
Just like in Star Wars, the son can control the dad.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:34 am
by Iron Maiden
But the father can play music.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:13 pm
by blue banana
LOL i love that song