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personally i call breaking dawn: breaking balls. that movie is all about sex, giving birth, turning your girlfriends into vampires, more sex, and fighting with other vampires... breaking dawn couldn't get more boring and disgusting

yuck

I'm getting quite tired of vampires in pop culture. I'm not sure they even count as vampires anymore. Since when do vampires glow when they're in sunlight? Bah...

Lets have some movies about properly scary mythological creatures, something that will scar young children for life and cause all sorts of hysteria amongst critics and censors.

I nominate the Revenant, perhaps the main character's childhood friend or spouse could come back and drive the character insane, causing them to do... something unpleasant.

Why is it that people (read: teenage girls) so readily accept Twilight as a vampire story?

You want a good vampire story? Read Dracula.

VSMIT wrote:Why is it that people (read: teenage girls) so readily accept Twilight as a vampire story?

You want a good vampire story? Read Dracula.

Win. Vampires aren't suppose to sparkle. Now Bram Stoker's Dracula.. that's a classic that brought the vampire genre into light oh so many years ago. Actually, James Rolfe (aka Angry Video Game Nerd) has reviewed plenty of the old Dracula movies, y'all should give those a watch.

index wrote:personally i call breaking dawn: breaking balls. that movie is all about sex, giving birth, turning your girlfriends into vampires, more sex, and fighting with other vampires... breaking dawn couldn't get more boring and disgusting

yuck

Harry Rotter and the On-Fire Gobbling was better than this.

TwinShadow wrote:

VSMIT wrote:Why is it that people (read: teenage girls) so readily accept Twilight as a vampire story?

You want a good vampire story? Read Dracula.

Win. Vampires aren't suppose to sparkle. Now Bram Stoker's Dracula.. that's a classic that brought the vampire genre into light oh so many years ago. Actually, James Rolfe (aka Angry Video Game Nerd) has reviewed plenty of the old Dracula movies, y'all should give those a watch.

Remove a Twilight crap from a human soul is hard than remove a stink from a hunk of shiet, thats why must use these tools that the great god has given to us to fight Twilight-ers

-Dracula(The book itself or all movies with bella Lugosi or Cristopher Lee, if don't the remake with Gary Oldman)
-Interview with the Vampire
-Blade I and II
-Underworld

This one puts fear in a Twilighter's heart
John Carpenter's Vampires