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Ded10c · Post by **Ded10c** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:55 pm

A little light relief is needed, I think. Awful jokes are to follow.

Nowhere does it state that Braddock is not, in fact, an almond.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kochun.

Zero Angel · Post by **Zero Angel** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:26 am

An old one back from early BZU

If Braddock was a vet:

Braddock: You think you can defeat my laser aim? I taught you everything you know!

Ded10c · Post by **Ded10c** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:29 am

Not enough of an old-timer for either to make much sense, unfortunately

Iron_Maiden · Post by **Iron_Maiden** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:09 am

What did the Scion do when the war ended?

Started a car company.

Also, Ahadely, congratulations on making it to Flying mauler.

jack775544 · Post by **jack775544** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:44 am

Iron_Maiden wrote:Also, Ahadely, congratulations on making it to Flying mauler.

Buzz Buzz

Ded10c · Post by **Ded10c** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:07 am

Iron_Maiden wrote:What did the Scion do when the war ended?

Started a car company. .

0_o

Red Spot · Post by **Red Spot** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:48 am

When the Scions come to Earth:

GSH: Can I volunteer to update your ships software?
Ahab: Maybe I can mod them some new weapons
TJ: Maybe I can mod them some new ships
RD: Shall I continue where you left?
2Sheds: Exterminate!!!
RS: Trollllololooo

I'll just stop here before it becomes offensive

forgottengames · Post by **forgottengames** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:28 pm

Q: Why did the grounded ISDF pilot scream every 15 seconds?
A: He was right next to the burning wreck of his vehicle.

Iron_Maiden · Post by **Iron_Maiden** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:20 pm

What is the distinct flaw of Biometal?

A lack of bacon.

forgottengames · Post by **forgottengames** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:23 am

I'm not sure what mod this is from, but the concept of a giant Scion soldier flying overhead firing death beams out of his pulse rifle is quite amusing.

Iron_Maiden · Post by **Iron_Maiden** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:12 am

Epic bump, but I may as well tell anotehr joke:

Q. What did Braddock say before he died on Rend?

A: "Oh man, I'm Cooked!"

forgottengames · Post by **forgottengames** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:52 am

Good one, Maiden. Say, anyone know what mod had the floating "Cerberi Commanders" in it?

Zero Angel · Post by **Zero Angel** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:48 am

G66 for 1.3.

Nielk1 · Post by **Nielk1** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:10 pm

Zero Angel wrote:G66 for 1.3.

Funny

forgottengames · Post by **forgottengames** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:19 pm

I never could play G66, though it seemed to have been pre-installed with the PB patch. After seeing what Zero Angel just confirmed, I don't think I ever will.

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