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A little light relief is needed, I think. Awful jokes are to follow.


Nowhere does it state that Braddock is not, in fact, an almond.


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kochun.

An old one back from early BZU


If Braddock was a vet:

Braddock: You think you can defeat my laser aim? I taught you everything you know!

Not enough of an old-timer for either to make much sense, unfortunately

What did the Scion do when the war ended?

Started a car company.

Also, Ahadely, congratulations on making it to Flying mauler.

Iron_Maiden wrote:Also, Ahadely, congratulations on making it to Flying mauler.

Buzz Buzz

Iron_Maiden wrote:What did the Scion do when the war ended?

Started a car company. .

0_o

When the Scions come to Earth:

GSH: Can I volunteer to update your ships software?
Ahab: Maybe I can mod them some new weapons
TJ: Maybe I can mod them some new ships
RD: Shall I continue where you left?
2Sheds: Exterminate!!!
RS: Trollllololooo

I'll just stop here before it becomes offensive

Q: Why did the grounded ISDF pilot scream every 15 seconds?
A: He was right next to the burning wreck of his vehicle.

What is the distinct flaw of Biometal?

A lack of bacon.

I'm not sure what mod this is from, but the concept of a giant Scion soldier flying overhead firing death beams out of his pulse rifle is quite amusing.

Epic bump, but I may as well tell anotehr joke:

Q. What did Braddock say before he died on Rend?

A: "Oh man, I'm Cooked!"

Good one, Maiden. Say, anyone know what mod had the floating "Cerberi Commanders" in it?

G66 for 1.3.

Zero Angel wrote:G66 for 1.3.

Funny

I never could play G66, though it seemed to have been pre-installed with the PB patch. After seeing what Zero Angel just confirmed, I don't think I ever will.