What Have You Learned Today?

MrTwosheds · Post by **MrTwosheds** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:51 am

Maybe you needed to shovel in more coal...or wind it up or something

Zenophas · Post by **Zenophas** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:17 pm

That'll do. Thanks.

Zero Angel · Post by **Zero Angel** » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:55 pm

If that fails, try resetting the hammer, fan, candle, umbrella and toaster -- and then replace the chicken. Make sure the bowling ball rolls down a 30 degree slope. Any steeper than that and it will overshoot the scale and fail to pull the string that opens the umbrella and then all sorts of stuff will go wrong.

Zenophas · Post by **Zenophas** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:16 am

That Zeno can put names to the voices. "Leave brother be."
It's a warning, Zeno'll stay out of his way.

They're rarely incorrect.

Iron_Maiden · Post by **Iron_Maiden** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:03 pm

It is much more dangerous to do crutches with your hands behind your head than on your chest.

Also, headaches suck.

Zenophas · Post by **Zenophas** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:22 pm

That Soy Milk, Coffee, and lemon juice mixed together taste unpleasant.

Same for dishwater and sewer juice.

Post by **VSMIT** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:17 am

Zenophas wrote:Same for dishwater and sewer juice.

I'm not sure I want to know how you know this.

Psychedelic Rhino · Post by **Psychedelic Rhino** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:03 pm

Zenophas wrote:That Soy Milk, Coffee, and lemon juice mixed together taste unpleasant.

Same for dishwater and sewer juice.

I think you meant to post in the, "Captain Obvious Understatement" thread.

Zero Angel · Post by **Zero Angel** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:01 pm

That expression on your avatar must be from the sewer juice. I'll never understand you ENTPs and your experimental home made energy drinks.

Red Devil · Post by **Red Devil** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:52 pm

still trying to figure out what that thing behind the head is

Iron_Maiden · Post by **Iron_Maiden** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:38 pm

Il earned that Anti-Zionist is not the same as Anti Semitic.

Also, happy day of Gaddafi's death everyone.

Josiah · Post by **Josiah** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:42 pm

Red Devil wrote:still trying to figure out what that thing behind the head is

a bow?

or maybe a banana...

APCs r Evil · Post by **APCs r Evil** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:29 pm

Josiah wrote:banana...

I dunno why but when I read that the first thing that came to my mind was, "Albino brain chiggers."

It's a wonder I can get anything done...

Zenophas · Post by **Zenophas** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:50 am

The Americans are hiding their genetically engineered Super Jews in Area 51.

Iron_Maiden · Post by **Iron_Maiden** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:32 pm

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