Chuck Norris

Baconboy · Post by **Baconboy** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:44 pm

This topic started on BZU and it was one of the most popular topic in Overdrive Terminal.
I decided to make the same topic in BZForums!
Here you can relax, relate, and say jokes about Chuck Norris.
Post them here:

Clavin12 · Post by **Clavin12** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:16 pm

You know some people have begun replacing Chuck Norris with Jack Bauer.

Iron Maiden · Post by **Iron Maiden** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:15 pm

Or Cliff Burton....

Cliff Burton can kill you by tickling you.

Axeminister · Post by **Axeminister** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:14 pm

It's his birthday today. If he was birthed at all, I think he may have been carved from stone.

Post by **VSMIT** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:58 pm

Axeminister wrote:It's his birthday today. If he was birthed at all, I think he may have been carved from stone.

Not from stone. From pure awesome.

Iron Maiden · Post by **Iron Maiden** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:48 am

No, thin air. You can't hurt air.

blue banana · Post by **blue banana** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:29 am

are you seriously starting this thread again... chuck norris got old on the last forums, and it really wasnt that popular compared to most of the overdrive posts (around 180?)

jack bauer is not near as funny as cliff

Lionsword7 · Post by **Lionsword7** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:18 am

Chuck Norris was here.
You just missed him, because he was never here.
You lose.

Iron Maiden · Post by **Iron Maiden** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:50 pm

You know white noise?

That's Cliff Burton playing his bass at 1million rpm.

Feenix · Post by **Feenix** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:54 pm

Iron Maiden wrote:You know white noise?

That's Cliff Burton playing his bass at 1million rpm.

Strangely, Charlie Sheen comes to mind when you mention 1 million rpm.

Baconboy · Post by **Baconboy** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:17 pm

Cliff Burton may be awesome, but Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Iron Maiden · Post by **Iron Maiden** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:16 pm

Chuck Norris may be Chuck Norris, But Cliff Burton is chuck Norris' dad.

Baconboy · Post by **Baconboy** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:57 pm

Just like in Star Wars, the son can control the dad.

Iron Maiden · Post by **Iron Maiden** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:34 am

But the father can play music.

blue banana · Post by **blue banana** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:13 pm

LOL i love that song

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