Chuck Norris

[Baconboy]

BUMP TIME: Don't know the rule for bumping and how long it can be before you can't bump a topic, but I just wanted to post some more jokes.

Chuck Norris once looked up at the sky and shot down a German fighter pilot by pointing at it and saying, "Bang."

[Iron Maiden]

Cliff Burton can play a bass by looking at it......just looking at it.

[Baconboy]

Chuck Norris doesn't even have to look.
The bass plays FOR him.

[Ded10c]

Chuck Norris doesn't even have to look.
The bass plays FOR him.

Many people make this mistake. This is the Spirit of Cliff Burton, which resides in all bass guitars.

[Hansolo962]

This is how world war two really ended. US pilots dropped pictures of Chuck Norris on Berlin and Hitler committed suicide from pure fright

[Ded10c]

This is how world war two really ended. US pilots dropped pictures of Chuck Norris on Berlin and Hitler committed suicide from pure fright

Of course, whilst we British sat back and did nothing.

[Baconboy]

This is how world war two really ended. US pilots dropped pictures of Chuck Norris on Berlin and Hitler committed suicide from pure fright

Nice one, Han!

[Hansolo962]

This is how world war two really ended. US pilots dropped pictures of Chuck Norris on Berlin and Hitler committed suicide from pure fright

Of course, whilst we British sat back and did nothing.

don't forget the russians

[Baconboy]

The British worked their best:

Some say this will be our gravest hour. But no. This will be our FINEST hour! ~Winston Churchill

[Hansolo962]

The British worked their best:

Some say this will be our gravest hour. But no. This will be our FINEST hour! ~Winston Churchill

Finest hour to sleep

[Baconboy]

[Hansolo962]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Chuck Norris pwns

[Iron Maiden]

Chuck norris started World War II, Cliff Burton ended it. cliff Burton then proceeded to start the Cold War.

[Ded10c]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Chuck Norris pwns

Apart from the fact that he obviously didn't kick him there.

EDIT: A proper movie martial artist would have done.

[Baconboy]

If he did kick the man, he would have spontaniously imploded and it would have been too graphic to be in the gif.