Chuck Norris

[Hansolo962]

No if did kick him the computer break in half

[Baconboy]

If he did, the person USING the computer would break in half

[Hansolo962]

no, there would be a rupture in the space time continum releasing aliens into the world, then Chuck Norris would kill all the aliens with a roundhouse kick

[Iron Maiden]

No, Cliff Burton would just tell teh aliens stop, and then he would enslave all the aliens, then have the aliens enslave humanity.

[Baconboy]

Then Chuck Norris would rescue the aliens, kill Cliff Burton, and then kill the aliens.

[Iron Maiden]

No, because if Chuck Norris killed Cliff Burton, God would arrest him for patricide.

[Baconboy]

As you said, God would be okay, because Cliff Burton is the bass player in heaven remember?
So we would be free of Cliff and God would have a bass player.
Everyone wins. Especially Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

[Ded10c]

I think you're all getting silly now.

[Iron Maiden]

Cliff may be Heaven's bass player, but he is needed on earth to guide his persecuted followers.

[Sabre Tank]

Kamina would own them all all with Gurren Lagann.

[Psychedelic Rhino]

[Baconboy]

^Haven't seen that one before, but wow.