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Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:51 am
by MrTwosheds
Maybe you needed to shovel in more coal...or wind it up or something :)

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:17 pm
by Zenophas
That'll do. Thanks.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:55 pm
by Zero Angel
If that fails, try resetting the hammer, fan, candle, umbrella and toaster -- and then replace the chicken. Make sure the bowling ball rolls down a 30 degree slope. Any steeper than that and it will overshoot the scale and fail to pull the string that opens the umbrella and then all sorts of stuff will go wrong.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:16 am
by Zenophas
That Zeno can put names to the voices. "Leave brother be."
It's a warning, Zeno'll stay out of his way.

They're rarely incorrect.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:03 pm
by Iron_Maiden
It is much more dangerous to do crutches with your hands behind your head than on your chest.

Also, headaches suck.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:22 pm
by Zenophas
That Soy Milk, Coffee, and lemon juice mixed together taste unpleasant.

Same for dishwater and sewer juice.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:17 am
by VSMIT
Zenophas wrote:Same for dishwater and sewer juice.
I'm not sure I want to know how you know this.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:03 pm
by Psychedelic Rhino
Zenophas wrote:That Soy Milk, Coffee, and lemon juice mixed together taste unpleasant.

Same for dishwater and sewer juice.
I think you meant to post in the, "Captain Obvious Understatement" thread.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:01 pm
by Zero Angel
That expression on your avatar must be from the sewer juice. I'll never understand you ENTPs and your experimental home made energy drinks.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:52 pm
by Red Devil
still trying to figure out what that thing behind the head is

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:38 pm
by Iron_Maiden
Il earned that Anti-Zionist is not the same as Anti Semitic.

Also, happy day of Gaddafi's death everyone.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:42 pm
by Josiah
Red Devil wrote:still trying to figure out what that thing behind the head is
a bow?




or maybe a banana... ;)

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:29 pm
by APCs r Evil
Josiah wrote:banana... ;)
I dunno why but when I read that the first thing that came to my mind was, "Albino brain chiggers."

:lol:

It's a wonder I can get anything done...

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:50 am
by Zenophas
The Americans are hiding their genetically engineered Super Jews in Area 51.

Re: What Have You Learned Today

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:32 pm
by Iron_Maiden
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