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AHadley wrote:It's that kind of story. I'm leaning towards using singular they and it, since Spivak is so obscure.

Spivak sounds like a Slovakian slang term for someone with cerebral palsy and scoliosis.

Zenophas wrote:

AHadley wrote:It's that kind of story. I'm leaning towards using singular they and it, since Spivak is so obscure.

Spivak sounds like a Slovakian slang term for someone with cerebral palsy and scoliosis.

Sounds unpleasant.

that Skyrim is To awesome to be described

its like Ben Hur, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings and 13th warrior fused in a awesome game

even the JAPS are loving this mate at the point to reject Zelda, FF and other Jap games

DuoRanger wrote:that Skyrim is To awesome to be described

its like Ben Hur, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings and 13th warrior fused in a awesome game

even the JAPS are loving this mate at the point to reject Zelda, FF and other Jap games

The tentacles aren't pleased with this recent development.

Zenophas wrote:

DuoRanger wrote:that Skyrim is To awesome to be described

its like Ben Hur, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings and 13th warrior fused in a awesome game

even the JAPS are loving this mate at the point to reject Zelda, FF and other Jap games

The tentacles aren't pleased with this recent development.

The Dovahkiin FUS-RO-DAH Them to the depths of oblivion in his 1st step in japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkf3eL7Pol0

DuoRanger wrote:The Dovahkiin FUS-RO-DAH Them to the depths of oblivion in his 1st step in japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkf3eL7Pol0

But first, to get to the tentacles, you'll have to ride up an elevator filled with 55 horny baboons that sweat bees covered in razor blades, whilst on fire. Once you're at the top, you'll have to jump across crashing jetliners that are filled with the blood jizzum of moist children. After avoiding all of the blood jizzum, you must slay the Pedodragon and then snort magic glass dust, to gain superpowers. Only after all of this, may you fight the Tentacool Monster- in the depths of Cthulu's sigmoid colon abscesses, filled with deformed schizophrenic rapists from Serbia.

Red Spot wrote:

Zenophas wrote:If I wasn't so frail... I'm better off in the porn industry anyway.

Just learned there is a job I havent yet tried

accountant?

*quickly puts back on his tinfoil hat*

"Stay out of my mind RD!!" ..

I've found the school of my dreams.

my sasquath was a good Walker, until he took a arrow in the knee

I learned that the police can get away with murder.

Clavin12 wrote:I learned that the police can get away with murder.

In what country? Cause here they often get prosecuted when they were in the right.

DuoRanger wrote:my sasquath was a good Walker, until he took a arrow in the knee

He now sits in his bedroom every day, snorting lines of coca-cola.

Also, that Kim-Jong Il is dead.

Apparently, a girl who went to my local high school was being prostituted by her father for alcohol at the local bars. By the time she was 18, she had contracted around 14 STD's and had sex at least 430+ times. The teachers helped with putting her father in prison and her into therapy. By the time she was in her late 20's and was married with a kid, she had had sex at least 13,000 times and sought out intensive therapy to help downplay her PTSD that her father inflicted upon her.

Her father lasted a few months before being stabbed to death by inmates.

Zenophas wrote:Her father lasted a few months before being stabbed to death by inmates.

This I am not suprised at.

Also, got in there early on Jong-Il's death didn't you?