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Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:41 pm
by DuoRanger
AHadley wrote:Is it bad that I was expecting doomguy then? :/
its a old fancrap from skulltag and doomworld forums, a long time ago someone posted this on irc
M0rtym3r: lets see, how Bungie created master chief
master chief has green armor: Check
He's fast and has super strenght: check
He Uses Power Armor:Check
and he's Badass back in the days of Halo:CE and Halo 2:Check
he's athletic and he was trained when he was a child:Check
He's a Marine(literally):Check
So he's probally the bastard son of Samus Aran and the Doomguy, back in the 90's when Corporal John/Flynn made his passage on Nintendo SNES and GBA, he met Samus, in the beginning they hated each other but in the end they had the same intrestes + the same levels of badassery and power, so they had sex, samus and doom had a child, but they feared that Ridley or Satan could do something to him, even kill him, so they decided to give him to Microsoft and bungie so he'll never remember that they are his real parents
Jam The Return: WTF morty, you're drunk?
Deathzero: Well it's Plausible, but what about Haloroid Morty?
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:29 am
by Zenophas
That feeling like a drugged taxidermy chandelier with full mobility on several different planes of existence is quite uplifting.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:43 am
by HitchcockGreen
Zenophas wrote:That feeling like a drugged taxidermy chandelier with full mobility on several different planes of existence is quite uplifting.
Those sound like good drugs.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:45 pm
by Zenophas
HitchcockGreen wrote:Those sound like good drugs.
^_____________________________________________^ Zeno forgot to take her meds.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:34 pm
by Iron_Maiden
That I still have not learned what is wrong with my hip.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:40 am
by Zenophas
The blood is so pretty.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:35 pm
by DuoRanger
Zenophas wrote:The blood is so pretty.
Did you spill the blood For the Blood God Today?
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:01 am
by Zenophas
DuoRanger wrote:Zenophas wrote:The blood is so pretty.
Did you spill the blood For the Blood God Today?
There is no god. Only misery.
On that note, Zeno learned how aphasia affects the brain as well as speech and comprehension.
Video.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:58 am
by MrTwosheds
There is no god. Only misery.
Its not something I learned today, but the links between a poor diet and depression are very strong. Consume the fruits, roots and leaves of our bodies, together we become stronger and more than we were.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:23 am
by VSMIT
MrTwosheds wrote:Consume the fruits, roots and leaves of our bodies, together we become stronger and more than we were.
So, are you condoning cannibalism?
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:32 am
by MrTwosheds
No i'm speaking in the 3rd person plural on behalf of those without mouths.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:34 pm
by Psychedelic Rhino
Tip-toe lightly with the religious connotations.
I already hear the rattling of keys & locks approaching.
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:58 pm
by Red Devil
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:53 pm
by MrTwosheds
I already hear the rattling of keys & locks approaching.
What? I was talking about eating vegetables!
Re: What Have You Learned Today
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:46 pm
by Zenophas
Zeno learned how boring and hard Macroeconomics class is.