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Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:08 pm
by Baconboy
BUMP TIME: Don't know the rule for bumping and how long it can be before you can't bump a topic, but I just wanted to post some more jokes.
Chuck Norris once looked up at the sky and shot down a German fighter pilot by pointing at it and saying, "Bang."
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:09 pm
by Iron Maiden
Cliff Burton can play a bass by looking at it......just looking at it.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:39 pm
by Baconboy
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to look.
The bass plays FOR him.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:13 pm
by Ded10c
Baconboy wrote:Chuck Norris doesn't even have to look.
The bass plays FOR him.
Many people make this mistake. This is the Spirit of Cliff Burton, which resides in all bass guitars.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:35 pm
by Hansolo962
This is how world war two really ended. US pilots dropped pictures of Chuck Norris on Berlin and Hitler committed suicide from pure fright
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:42 pm
by Ded10c
Hansolo962 wrote:This is how world war two really ended. US pilots dropped pictures of Chuck Norris on Berlin and Hitler committed suicide from pure fright
Of course, whilst we British sat back and did nothing.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:02 pm
by Baconboy
Hansolo962 wrote:This is how world war two really ended. US pilots dropped pictures of Chuck Norris on Berlin and Hitler committed suicide from pure fright
Nice one, Han!
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:53 am
by Hansolo962
AHadley wrote:Hansolo962 wrote:This is how world war two really ended. US pilots dropped pictures of Chuck Norris on Berlin and Hitler committed suicide from pure fright
Of course, whilst we British sat back and did nothing.
don't forget the russians
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:54 am
by Baconboy
The British worked their best:
Some say this will be our gravest hour. But no. This will be our FINEST hour! ~Winston Churchill
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:55 am
by Hansolo962
Baconboy wrote:The British worked their best:
Some say this will be our gravest hour. But no. This will be our FINEST hour! ~Winston Churchill
Finest hour to sleep
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:13 am
by Baconboy
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:20 am
by Hansolo962
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Chuck Norris pwns
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:25 am
by Iron Maiden
Chuck norris started World War II, Cliff Burton ended it. cliff Burton then proceeded to start the Cold War.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:43 am
by Ded10c
Hansolo962 wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Chuck Norris pwns
Apart from the fact that he obviously didn't kick him there.
EDIT: A proper movie martial artist would have done.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:02 pm
by Baconboy
If he did kick the man, he would have spontaniously imploded and it would have been too graphic to be in the gif.
