Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:07 pm
No if did kick him the computer break in half
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Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:09 pm
If he did, the person USING the computer would break in half
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:13 pm
no, there would be a rupture in the space time continum releasing aliens into the world, then Chuck Norris would kill all the aliens with a roundhouse kick
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:07 pm
No, Cliff Burton would just tell teh aliens stop, and then he would enslave all the aliens, then have the aliens enslave humanity.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:47 pm
Then Chuck Norris would rescue the aliens, kill Cliff Burton, and then kill the aliens.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:01 pm
No, because if Chuck Norris killed Cliff Burton, God would arrest him for patricide.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:05 pm
As you said, God would be okay, because Cliff Burton is the bass player in heaven remember?
So we would be free of Cliff and God would have a bass player.
Everyone wins. Especially Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
So we would be free of Cliff and God would have a bass player.
Everyone wins. Especially Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:20 pm
I think you're all getting silly now.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:50 am
Cliff may be Heaven's bass player, but he is needed on earth to guide his persecuted followers.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:49 pm
Kamina would own them all all with Gurren Lagann.
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:40 pm
Re: Chuck Norris
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:22 am
^Haven't seen that one before, but wow. 