Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris
EDIT: Cliff Burton is dead. That shows just how much Chuck Norris is better than Cliff. Cliff can't cheat death. But Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Cliff Burton didn't die, God just needed a bass player to play with John Bonham, Jimi Hendrix, Randy Roads, Richard Wright, and Ronnie James Dio.
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XD
Hilarious! Chuck Norris is still better!
Hilarious! Chuck Norris is still better!
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Re: Chuck Norris
Did you know that you just lost to Chuck Norris?
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What?
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Yes, in the time it to took you to respond, Chuck Norris challenged you to 24.8 matches of Chinesse Chess, won, banged you girlfriend, broke up with her, killed her, cloned her, and that clone then was taken over by the Cerberi. Not kidding, call up your GF and she will repsond in an electronic voice. Do so quickly, or else the EDF will get to her before you can type a response, during which time Chuck Norris will do all of the above backwards.
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I don't have a girlfriend...
Or I didn't when you posted that
Or I didn't when you posted that
Re: Chuck Norris
Exactly.Baconboy wrote:I don't have a girlfriend...
Or I didn't when you posted that
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I didn't have one BEFORE he posted it either!
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Exactly. You didn't even know that you had one, and he did all that ANYWAYS.
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LOL
Here's some funny ones:
Chuck Norris built a time machine to save JFK. When the shots were fired He deflected the bullets with His Chest. Out of sheer amazement, JFK's head exploded.
Chuck Norris’s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris
Here's some funny ones:
Chuck Norris built a time machine to save JFK. When the shots were fired He deflected the bullets with His Chest. Out of sheer amazement, JFK's head exploded.
Chuck Norris’s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris
Cliff Burton does have an April Fool's day, that's when he comes back to life to fool everyone.
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This is a Chuck Norris topic...
Go make a Cliff Burton topic if he's so awesome! LOL
Go make a Cliff Burton topic if he's so awesome! LOL
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Re: Chuck Norris
No, Chuck Norris is Cliff Burton when Cliff Burton forgets to shave.....and feels like hurting things.
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Re: Chuck Norris
... okay ...