What Have You Learned Today?

[Zenophas]

Incorrect, it's about this plane.

That's a G650, not a G6.

[Purplehaze]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Like_a_G6

[Zenophas]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Like_a_G6

IV is for "4"

They made it up.

[Ded10c]

Molten cheese is rather good at sticking to the skin inside your mouth.

[Zenophas]

I learned that Halloween is coming up. Wonder if there'll be any trick-or-treaters that are cool enough to eat some chocolate covered bugs.

[Ded10c]

...who said you had to tell them there were bugs inside?

[APCs r Evil]

Don't ask, don't tell. And if they do ask you can always use the government's backup policy; lie.

[Zenophas]

...who said you had to tell them there were bugs inside?

I'm an honest person. *nod*

[Ded10c]

Nah.

[Red Spot]

That when you get older you get screwed over more easilly.
Took on a new job last week. Had a meeting today with managment.
They informed me that they are going to keep me on, and let go my 54year old collegue as they prefer somebody from my age, specially with my background.

That may not all seem that bad, as if I am a better employee as my collegue. However, my collegue is basicly my mentor on this job.
In effect eventhough I got some form of jobsecurity (not even mentioning what I get payed now) and even got a compliment out of it, I do sort of feel somewhat screwed over that I know my collegue is going to get fired, while he doesnt even know it himself ...

That my employer isnt all that evil afterall
Had a collapsed lung last weekend, went to work anyway, but got send home today for the remainder of the week. Most employers would have fired me on the spot (have only been employed there for 3 weeks now).

[Zenophas]

That a sugar rush isn't worth the tummy ache afterwards.

[Red Devil]

That if it doesn't look like a duck and it doesn't walk like a duck and it doesn't talk like a duck, well, then, it's probably not a duck...

[APCs r Evil]

Here's one for ya.

If it looks like a goose, walks like a goose and sounds like a goose, why does it ignore poultry food and make a beeline for cat food?

[MrTwosheds]

Maybe it has fois gras ambitions.
I think maybe most birds would prefer to have a highly varied diet, give the poultry food a go yourself, every meal for a few days, see how long it takes for cat food to look nice.

[Zenophas]

That if it doesn't look like a duck and it doesn't walk like a duck and it doesn't talk like a duck, well, then, it's probably not a duck...

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