AHadley wrote:Is it bad that I was expecting doomguy then? :/
its a old fancrap from skulltag and doomworld forums, a long time ago someone posted this on irc
M0rtym3r: lets see, how Bungie created master chief
master chief has green armor: Check
He's fast and has super strenght: check
He Uses Power Armor:Check
and he's Badass back in the days of Halo:CE and Halo 2:Check
he's athletic and he was trained when he was a child:Check
He's a Marine(literally):Check
So he's probally the bastard son of Samus Aran and the Doomguy, back in the 90's when Corporal John/Flynn made his passage on Nintendo SNES and GBA, he met Samus, in the beginning they hated each other but in the end they had the same intrestes + the same levels of badassery and power, so they had sex, samus and doom had a child, but they feared that Ridley or Satan could do something to him, even kill him, so they decided to give him to Microsoft and bungie so he'll never remember that they are his real parents
Jam The Return: WTF morty, you're drunk?
Deathzero: Well it's Plausible, but what about Haloroid Morty?
Its not something I learned today, but the links between a poor diet and depression are very strong. Consume the fruits, roots and leaves of our bodies, together we become stronger and more than we were.
