Mine would be an Epiphone EB-3 bass, painted arctic white, black pickguard, and pearl Iron Cross inlays. It would have a wider body to more evenly distribute the weight to deal with that infernal neck dive! Double octave, MAYBE 26 frets. Mahogony body and neck with maple fretboard (Though hell that would be heavy), Chromed hardware. Lower the two humbuckers inside the body and add a second sidewinder. And for the hell of it, let's throw in a locking Floyd Rose!
 
 That would be, along with expensive, awesome.
Et toi?


 
 





